Lab Mix my **s

Most lab mixes I know like veggies. Not mine! Making a salad yesterday, I threw Maizie a piece of lettuce. She caught it and started munching. I turned away to finish my salad, and when I looked back a few minutes later, she was gone, but the lettuce was still there. A slobbery pile on the floor. Ditto with cucumbers, corn, and carrots. I’ve tried patiently explaining how good a daily dose of vegetables is. I’ve tried — like I did with my bearded dragon, Binky — continuing to give them to her until she gives up and just eats them. Nothing works. I’ve just resorted to telling her I’m not sharing the good stuff, so if she wants table scraps, she gets vegetables. So there.


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